Invader Zim: BOOK OF DOOM By Invader Mook Ad elivery truck stops by Zim’s base. A fat red-haired man with a goatee hops outof the truck. He runs up to the door. A phone book drops out of the man’s pouchas he rings the bell. A lawn gnome is spying on him. He turns around andcautiously walks away with the lawn gnome eyeing his every move. The man climbsinto the truck and zooms off screaming for dear life. (Zim and Gir are inside. Zim is reading a book called How to Enslave the EarthWithout Your Sworn Enemy Knowing. Gir is watching cartoons. They hear thedoorbell ring) Zim:Gir! Go see who is out there! Gir:awwwwww. Do I have to? I wanna watch the Scary Monkey Show. Zim:Gir do as I say! Gir:okey dokey! Girthrows on his dogsuit and steps outside and picks up the phone book. He bringsit inside and places it on Zim’s lap. Zim:huh? What’s this? Zim(pronouncingthe words like a six-year-old):f.ff.....f.ohn...fohn....phone........b...b...boo.....book. Phone Book! Zim:I’m gonna call some people! Zimwalks over to the phone. Hedials a number. Man:Hello? Foney residence. Zim:Are you the creature who makes phone books? Man:uhhhhhhhhh............no. I’m just in it. Zim:Okay. Sorry for disturbing you. (So polite!) Man:Think nothing of it! (They hang up) Woman:Honey? Who was it? Man:oh just some kid wondering where phone books come from. (Back to Zim’s base) Zim:Hmmmmmm. Zim dials like a million numbers and orders a bunch of crap. Heputs on his disguise and steps outside and waits and receives deliveries. Hebrings all his stuff in and unloads. He and Gir take off their disguises. Meanwhile Dib is watching from behind a bush. Dibpicks up a cell phone and dials Gaz. She picks up. Dib:Hey Gaz! Gaz:What? Dib:Come on! Meet me at Zim’s house in five minutes okay? Gaz;I don’t know............. Dib:I’ll give you 3 quarters of what I made so far in my allowance. That’s enoughto buy you a GameSlave 3 and 3 new video games.. Gaz:Well.....................OK Dib I’ll be there. Just don’t do anything weird. Gaz walks over in like 3 seconds. Dib:OK! Let’s go kick Zim’s butt and save the Earth! Gaz shrugs and follows. (Zim is inside with Gir. Gir is eating pizza and playing Gameslave. Zim is eatingLoMein with chopsticks and watching a Irkin cop channel on TV.) Dib bashes Zim’s door down. Zim leaps up to his feet. He drops the chopsticks. TheLoMein falls to the ground. He tries to cover himself with an Afghan woolblanket because he’s out of his disguise. Zim:Dib you ungrateful jerk! Haven’t you ever heard of privacy in your own home? Dib:I’m going to end this once and for all! Dib jumps on top of Zim and they break into a giant fist fight. Gaz:Little robot? Gir:Yes? Gaz:Can I please have a slice of pizza? Gir:Sure. Gaz takes a slice and sits next to Gir and plays Gameslave. After a while............. They both get one of those mushy visions. Gaz:I love you! Gir:I love you! Gazbut your a robot! Gir:But I can make you a robot too! Gir turns Gaz into a part-SIR unit. Gir and Gaz: Yay! Zim kicks Dib out. Zim sees Gaz. Zim:.........WOW! Zimtakes Gaz down to his lab and updates her into a Dib-killing death machine. Zim:Now kill Dib! Gaz:Yes Master! Dibis walking home late at night. Gaz follows nearby. Gaz:Hello Dib. THEEND!