Irken Dib
By Invader Ziamy



[Dib]
Hey Gaz
I’m bored can I play one of your video games?
[Gaz]
No Dib.
(Dib turns and walks out the door)
[Dib]
Why don’t these humans recognize me as an alien? Its just that I should be so easy to see through
that Gaz human that I call my sister seems to see through me a little bit
(Dib runs to Zim’s house)
[Dib]
I’ve gotta tell Zim I’m Irken one time or later
and that time would be now.

Scene 2

(Dib knocks on the door and waits for Zim to answer
Gir answers the door instead)
[Dib]
I need to see Zim right now Gir.
[Gir]
Okeedokeee!
(Dib and Gir walk to the trashcan and both go in. They finally reach the lab where Zim is working)
[Zim]
Not now Gir. I have work to do.
(Zim turns to see Dib and Gir)
[Zim]
What?! Dib! What are you doing here?!
[Dib]
Zim I’m sorry I’ve kept this from you but I can’t hold in the secret any longer
I’m Irken and I’m here to help you

(Dib rips off the disguise and walks towards Zim)
[Dib]
I’ve been trying to trick you with my disguise and it worked
but please trust me
I’m here to help and I’ll do anything you say.
[Zim]
So you’re practically my slave now?
[Dib]
Yeah I guess so
umm so what plans have you been making
well for destroying Earth?
[Zim]
I’m glad you asked that slave
I’m preparing a bomb
a bomb that only goes off if someone picks it up
it is a nuclear bomb that will send off twelve billion nuclear blasts.
(Dib stares at the luggage bag)
[Dib] 
Uh
so who is going to pick it up?
[Zim]
I was thinking that maybe a burglar would think it is full of money and pick it up.
[Dib]
And
just a few more questions
where will we be? Because if we stay here
We’ll get blown up! And if you pick it up right now
it will explode!
(Zim rubbed his chin)
[Zim]
You have a good point slave
but I know a place we could be.
[Dib]
Where?
(Zim smiles evilly and looks at Dib)
[Zim]
My other lab that is out of the atmosphere.
[Dib]
And the other question?
[Zim]
I’m going to carry it from the bottom of the bag. So that the bomb doesn’t go off.
[Dib]
Quite clever master
quite clever indeed.
[Zim]
Thank you slave
will you help me carry it?
(Dib runs over to Zim’s side)
[Dib] 
Of course my master.
Dib and Zim put their disguises back on and carried the bag out the house, and into the city)
[Zim]
Ok let’s put it right here.
(Dib and Zim put the bag on the side of the road as Zim called Gir)
[Zim]
Gir, I need you to bring the Voot Cruiser over here but cover it with something so that people don’t notice it very much.
[Gir]
YES SIR!
(A few seconds later Gir shows up with the Voot Cruiser, Gir dropped the ship and got in)
[Zim]
Thank you for the help Gir
now we need to head back to the lab so that we can head to the space laboratory.
(Dib, Zim, and Gir all got in the ship and flew back to Zim’s house. They hurried down to the teleporters and teleported to the space lab)
[Dib]
Wow this is huge!
[Zim]
Thank you once again slave
but back to business.
[Dib]
Right sir.
[Zim]
We’ll just wait until someone

(A really big black spot appeared on the Earth followed by rings that went around the Earth and turned it red, then brown, and then the Earth exploded)
[Dib]
Well, that was quick master
I didn’t think the humans would be that stupid
Hehe haha HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!
(Dib and Zim laughed evilly about their successful plan
the Earth is now destroyed
What will Zim do next?)


THE END