Title: Street Stink Beast!

It was just another digusting earth day as Zim was creating and new giant robot thing...with stuff
Zim: Mwaahaaaahaaaahahahaaaaaaaaa! MWAAAHAHAHAAAAAHAAHAHAAAAA!!

About 15 minutes later...

Zim: Mwaaaahaahahahaaa..er..ha..um,yes. This new destroyer robot I have created will surely destroy the Dib-worm!
GIR entered the lab.
GIR: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHWAAAAAA! WHAZZAT?!
Zim: This, Gir, is the most IN-GENIOUS creation of ALLTIME!! (small echo) It's called the all-mighty ZIM-DROID!!! (Large echo)
GIR was running aroun crashing into things while shouting "WAFFLES" and "MONKEY" obviously not paying any attention.
Zim: GIR!
GIR: YES MY MASTER!
Zim: Go do..stuff.
GIR: I DON'T WANNA! (Runs away)
Zim jumps inside the Zim-Droid and starts fiddling around with the buttons, but it dosen't work so nothing happens.
Zim: Why does it not work? OBEY ZIM!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYaaaaaaaah stuff it.
Zim jumps out of the Zim-Droid and accepting failure, decides to destroy it! He gets out a GIANT PLASMA GUN!!! and aims it at the Zim-Droid. 
Zim: DIE YOU GIANT JUNK ROBOT TH-thing robot...junk...DIE!!!
Zim pulls the trigger on the plasma gun and a giant mass of..er...plasma flies at the Zim-Droid. A massive radioative explosion destroyes the whole of Zim's base and sends him and GIR flying in the air.
Zim: AHHHHHHHH!! MY SQUEEDILY SPOOCH!!
Zim comes crashing down head first into a fence as his body gets twisted all the wrong ways.
GIR: YAAAAY!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!! WE'RE DOOOOOOOOMED!!!
Everone in Zim's neighbourhood where staring at the two aliens doubled over in pain (well one little alien doulbled over in pain and one little demented android thingy running around shouting "We're gonna die! Wooho!") Zim quickly puts on his disgise.
Zim: I'm normal! Just an average little earth worm baby here! I LOVE EARTH!!!
Everyone goes back to his or her normal buisness. Zim returns to his base, or what was his base.
Zim: My base! My beloved base! Where am I supposed to live now? This stupid stink planet! Curse you earth!! CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOU!!!
GIR: (Starts crying) Where am I gonna watch the scary monkey show? I can't live with out it! Why?! (sob sob) WHY?! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY!!! Oh look a pig! (starts chasing a pig)
Zim: This is terrible GIR, without our base how are we supposed to complete the mission? Oh I have failed the Tallest. I am sorry my Tallest! I know you depended on me to conquer earth!-
GIR: No they didn't!
Zim: GIR!
GIR: YES MY MASTER!
Zim: Scan the city for any shelters I could use as a new base.
GIR: OKAY!
GIR scans the city using his guidey, chippy thingy and sees a shlter for the homless.
GIR: Oooooh! That looks good!
Zim: You've found a shelter GIR?
GIR: YEAH!
Zim: Good! Now take me there with your jets.
GIR: I thought you'll never ask. Woo yeah jets! I loove jets!
Zim climbs on GIR as it blast of to the filthy earth worm city.
GIR: WE'RE HEAR!
GIR stops really suddenly as Zim flies of it and lands in a bin.
Zim: AHHHHHHH!!! HUMAN WASTE! (Coughs up some newspaper) So GIR, where is this shelter you found!
GIR: It's hear!! Wait no... it's there! Umm, um, I dodn't know.
Zim: You don't know?! How could you not know?! You've ju-
GIR: Oh here it is!
Zim: Finally!
GIR walked into a building saying "shelter for the homless hear" and Zim followed. As soon as they entered a man came up to them. He wore a name tag saying " Hi! I'm Derick!" on it.
Derick: Hello young sir! What will you be needing? Food, clothes or a place to sleep?
Zim: Enough talk ugly earth worm, I will now occupy this building as my new base!
Derick: What?
Zim: Do you not understand stinky earthanoid. This is now my new base!
Derick: What are you talking ab-
Zim: SILENCE! For the third time this is my base now! Get out or-
Derick: Do you want to stay here or do you want to go back to living on the streets?!
Zim: Streets? I do not live on the streets, I am no street stink beast! You LIE, YOU LIE!!
GIR: I like stink beasts! They taste like cardboard!!
Derick: What the hell are you talking about? Get out befo-
Zim: Obey Zim or suffer the wraith of..er...ZIM!
Derick: That's it! You'r outta here!
Derick grabs Zim by his collar and kicks him in the butt. Zim goes fling out the homless shelter and crashes face first into a lamp post. GIR runs up to him.
GIR: Master, are you okay?
Zim: I will be... when I stop be..ing broken.
Zim slowely gets up and starts walking back to the ruins of his base.
Zim: As soon as... we get back GIR re..mind me to destroy yo..u.
GIR: OOOKIE-DOKIE!....but if you destroy me..won't I die? (Starts to cry)
Zim: Yes GIR...that's the whole.. point in de..stroying you.
GIR: YAAAAAAY!! I'M GONNA DIIIIIE!!!!!!

                             THE END