One day gir was playing his Gameslave when he heard the alarm go off.
 
 
Gir: must be Zim doing one of those crazy chicken projects again.
Zim: My head my head!
Gir: Zim can I get some tacos for my monkey?
Zim: No (as he walks into the room with chickens bonking him on the head.) we cant, anyway we haven’t seen if the nachos you ordered on the Internet are ready.
Gir: Oh yeah…. Master what does it mean when you give somebody your social security number…
Zim: what did you give??
Gir:  gave our social security number
Zim: Gir WHY DID YOU GIVE OUR SOCIAL SECURITY number away!??? 
Gir: because I had a coupon.
Zim:  Whom did you give it away to?
Gir: Dib
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gir: Master what’s wrong?
Zim: Gir why Oh Why did you give away our social security number?
Gir:   I dunno
Zim: Gir now were going to have to infiltrate dibs House now.
Gir: and… why can’t we just ask him for it?
 Zim: because he is earth scum and I hate him.
 
                                                                     Scene 2
 
 
 
                                     <Zim appears in stealth suit, gir then appears in Doggy suit in front of Dib's house>
 
 
 
 
Gir: Master my doogy suit is too tight
Zim: and Why?
Gir:  Because i have burritos inside
Zim: Gir Go back to base and clean out your suit
Gir: ok 
<Gir Jets back to house in stealth mode>
Zim: finally i can go and get my social security number back.
(Zim  slowly approaches dib house )
(Zim reaches dibs doorstep)
Zim whispers: I know your in there dib just wait until i Blast down your door.
BOOM!!!!!!
Zim: yes I'm in!
<Dib sprints to the door wearing a cloak>
Dib: It's time to finish you off!
<dib pulls out a lightsaber>
<lightsaber cracks>
Zim: Foolish human!
<dib jumps up High Slashes at Zim>
<barely misses>
<Zim pulls out a red lightsaber>
Zim: now we'll settle this like men!(or irkens)
<Duel of fates music pops in>
<three hours later Zim and Dib are still fightin>
<they both stop fighting>
Zim: Hey dib this is useless lets go into outer space and and go to irk. ill make you a invader!....
Dib: Okay Earths enviroment is being destroyed so i dont wanna be here when the great flood come when the polar ice caps melt.
<later in space> <dib and Zim are blowing up planets>
Dib: This is more fun than i thought!!!!!
Zim: you see being irken is alot more fun!!!
Dib:I guess you're right...
Zim: Dib lets go play Gameslave8  with gir? he is itching to re match you in Virtua Goofer 9.
Dib:Ok
                         THE END
THis fanfic was made by Invader poodog<A.K.A. Alex Carr>