The Doomed One Named Dib By Elite Invader Zim was planning in his lab a way to get rid of Dib, PERMANETLY. Zim: Hahahaaha! My plan is complete. All I need to do now is get Dib to go to the abandoned warehouse and he will be mine! Later that day... Gir: (sitting an inche away from the TV watching the scary monkey show) The scary monkey commands me, I am it's slaaaaaaaaaaaave....(starts to drool) Zim comes up from his lab Zim: GIR! Don't sit that close to the TV! It's making you stupid..erm, I mean more stupid..if thats possible. GIR: ........(Drooling) Zim: GIR!! GIR: (Turns around really quickly maiking it's head spin round a couple of times) YES MY LORD!! Zim: My plans for destroying the Dib-monkey are ready, GIR, I will need your help. GIR: Are we going to destroy Dib? Zim: Yes GIR we are! GIR: But he seems like such a nice big-headed boy! Zim: No GIR Dib's our enemy. GIR: Ohhhhhh! That Dib! Zim: GIR there's only one D-forget it lets just go. GIR: OOOkie-dokie!! Zim explained his plan to GIR on the way to Dib's house even though GIR din't understand a word of it as it's paper clip brain was stuck in "TACO" mode. Zim: Listen to my BRILLIANT plan GIR! It is a plan completly made of (shourt pause) in-geniousness!! GIR: taco taco, tacoo.... Zim: For the past week I have been spying on the Dib-creature and, with the help of my supreme brainmeats, I have found out that the human is member of a secret club called the "Swollen Eyeballs". I have studied the leader of this gullible stink-human club and using my computer I have created a computerised version of him...using my computer. With this I have made a video of this leader telling Dib to go to the abandoned warehouse. I will leave the video on the Dib-human's door mat and press the doorbell, then I will hide. Stupid Dib will open the door, see the video and belive it's from his leader! BWAAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAA BWAAA (choke, choke) wait, BWAAHAHAAAA!! GIR: Taco, I loove you, TACO!! Zim and GIR get to Dib's house and Zim starts putting his plan into action. Zim: Here I go GIR! Zim places the video on Dib's door mat and jumps into a nearby (thorn) bush. Zim: OW!! My eyeball!! There's a thorn in my eyeball!! Dib: (Opens door) Hmmmm...nobodies here, hey whats this? (picks up the video) Wow!! It's from the Swollen Eyeball leader! (runs inside) Zim: Heheheheeee! heheheheheee! hehehehehahahaaa! hahahahahaaaA! HAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA, HAAAHAHAHAHAAAA! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!! BWAAAAAAAHAAHAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! (falls over into thorn bush) Ow! The thorns! How they spike, oh how they spike! Dib runs up to the TV and puts the video in the VCR not seeing Gaz watching a TV show about cows and what happens when they imploed. She gets paralysed with rage. Dib watches the video. Fake Swollen Eyeball Leader: Hello agent Mothman. I have a large suspicion paranormal happenings are...er..happening at the abandonen warehouse by the park. I have chosen you to investergate them. Once you get inside use this watch to communicate with me and I will give you further instructions. (a robot hand comes out from the video and gives Dib a cool looking watch.) Goodbye and good luck. The tape ejects from the VCR, sprouted spider legs, and traveled to the kitchen, it then got a match, struck it and set itsely alight, it burned up into nothingness. Dib: Okay...that was kinda fishey, somethings not right (suspicious look) Oh well (he finally notices Gaz who is now having a mental break down about missing her show) see ya Gaz I'm off to the abandonen warehouse. Gaz: Dib, as soon as you come back I will annilhilate you. I will destroy your disturbingly large head and flush your brains down the toilet. Dibs runs to the old warehouse and climbs in through a hole in a window. He stands in the middle of the warehouse and presses a button on the watch. As soon as he does this here hears robotic movements coming from the boxes in the warehouse. Suddenly 4 little oval shaped flying objects sprung out from the boxes and started coming towards Dib. Dib: AHHHH! IT’S A TRAP! The flying thingies circled around Dib. They landed on the ground and dug in with their claws. Then they each split in two. The second half of them floated in the air and produce a laser beam which connected to the first half on the ground. The laser beam them produced into many others making a cage...of laser beams. Dib saw a silhouette coming towards him. It was...ZIM! (no big surprise really, since you all knew it was a trap from the very start) Dib: Zim! What are you doing here?! Zim: Hahaha, stupid stupid stink child. It was a trap, my trap, Does it not amaze you?! Dib: What?! How?! Zim: Simple. That tape you saw, It’s a fake. I made it myself, Does it not amaze you?! Dib: You’ve already said that! Zim: SILENCE! Filthy meat human. I’ve been wanting to do this ever since I met you. GIR! GIR: YES MY MASTER OF ALL THINGS MEAN AND EVIL! Zim: Bring me the death ray! GIR: YAAAY! The death ray! Zim: Bring me it GIR! GIR: I can’t. Zim: Why GIR? GIR: Coz IIIIIIII forgot it! Zim: You forgot it! How could you GIR?! GIR: Well you see just before we went to ruin Dibs life I saw the craaaazzy Taco advert and you know how I love those tacos and my brain got stuck in taco mode so I could only think about tacos so th- Zim: Yes already. I’ll have to travel back to the base to get it. GIR you stay here and guard the Dib-worm. Okay? GIR: OOOKAY! Zim: Make sure he doesn't get away. About 31.58653462758.6661345433 seconds later...... Dib: Hey GIR! GIR: Yeeeeeeeees. Dib: You don’t really won’t me to stay in this cage do you? GIR: My master says I’m not allowed to talk to you. Dib: Come on GIR, let me out! I’ll...I’ll...give you this taco! (Dib reached into his pocket and brought out a taco that he saved from last night) GIR: Woooooooooh T-A-C-O, T-A-C-O. Dib: All you need to do is let me go and you get this delicious taco. C’mon, you know you want to. (Dib was almost taunting GIR). GIR: Ohhhhhh I’M GONNA GET ME SOOOOOOOME TACO!!! Wooooo! (Runs over to Dib and presses a few buttons on the laser cage, the laser deactivate and Dib gives GIR his taco and runs away to freeeeeedom!) GIR: (sniff...sniff) I love you...Dib, I LOOVE YOU TACO!! Zim walks into the warehouse with a massive death ray in his hands! Zim: GIR! Where’s Dib? GIR: (eating taco) Who. Zim: Dib, GIR, where’s Dib? GIR: Oh I let him go. Zim: You let him go? WHY! GIR: (starts crying with happiness) He gave me a taco! Zim: How could you?! GIR: Hehehe, Dib's name backwards is Bid! Meanwhile Dib arrived home. He was just about to open the door when some one did it for him...Gaz. Dib: Oh hi G- Gaz: (destroying Dib) YOU MADE ME MISS MY FAVOURITE SHOW! I’LL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN!! THE COWS WHERE ABOUT TO IMPLOOOOOOOODE!!! Dib: NOOOOOOOOO!!! The pain! The paaain!! Ooooooh a penny!-The paaaaaaaaiiiiin!!!! The End