Q: Hey, sup?
A: nmu

Q: Aaa... Iii... Whats the A stand for?
A: lol what

Q: Hey! Can I be a DJ!!
A: No, I only pick the best of the best, the elite of the elite, the GREATEST. It is a rigorous inspection process that takes months. We are currently full and in no need of extra DJ's. Sorry.

Q: Can you put this in the F.A.Q.?
A: lolwhat

Q: When is (nameofhost) hosting radio again?
A: You can probably just ask them, or check the schedule, although no one ever follows it.